Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Author Topic: Post Office Job  (Read 858 times)

0 Members and 1 Guest are viewing this topic.

VAZHOG

  • 1K CVO Member
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 2207
Post Office Job
« on: June 01, 2009, 01:11:11 PM »

A guy went to the Post Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asked him, 'Are you allergic to anything?'

He replied, 'Yes - caffeine.'

Have you ever been in the military service?'

'Yes,' he replied. 'I was in Iraq for two years.'

The interviewer said, 'That will give you 5 extra points toward employment.'

Then he asked, 'Are you disabled in any way?'

The guy said, 'Yes... an IED exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles.'

The interviewer grimaced and then said, 'OK, You have enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow at 10:00 - and plan on starting at 10:00 A.M. every day.'

The guy was puzzled and asks, 'If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why don't you want me here until 10:00 A.M.?'

'This is a government job,' the interviewer said. 'For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point in you coming in for that.'
Logged

faceracer

  • Faceracer
  • 1K CVO Member
  • *
  • Offline Offline
  • Posts: 1042
  • 2019 FLHRXS Road Kind Special
    • KY


    • CVO1: 2019 FLHRXS Road King Special (not a cvo)
Re: Post Office Job
« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2009, 03:25:11 PM »

Now that was fricken funny!  :huepfenjump3: :huepfenjump3:
Logged
2019 FLHRXS Road King Special
2016 FLSS Softail Slim Special
2009 CVO Road Glide FLTRSE3
2007 Cobalt Blue FLHX
2001 Chrome Yellow & vivid Black FXDL
1985 Candy Red FXRS
1955 Triumph T110 Tiger chopper built by me!
 

Page created in 0.232 seconds with 24 queries.