A blonde city-girl, marries a Texas rancher.
>
> One morning, on his way out to check on the cows the rancher says to his new wife,
> "The artificial insemination man is coming over to impregnate one of our
> cows today. I drove a nail into the two-by-four just above the cow's stall
> in the barn. Please show him where the cow is when he gets here, okay?"
>
> So, the rancher leaves for the fields.
>
> After a while the artificial insemination man arrives and knocks on the
> front door an she takes him down to the barn. They walk along a long row of
> cows and when she sees the nail, she tells him, "This is the one.... right
> here."
>
> Terribly impressed by what he seemed to think just might be another dizzy
> blonde, the man asks, "Tell me little lady, how did you know this is the cow
> to be bred?"
>
> "That's simple. By the nail over its stall", she explains very
> confidently.
>
> Then the man asks, "What's the nail for?"
>
> She turns to walk away, and with complete confidence says, "I guess it's to
> hang your pants on."