Topic: Difference between Guts and Balls (Read 1331 times)

Screamin · « **on:** November 17, 2005, 05:32:57 PM »

Subject: Difference between Guts and Balls

The difference between "guts" and "balls"!

Guts - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are
you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

Balls - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling
of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on
the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next."

Author Topic: Difference between Guts and Balls (Read 1331 times)

Screamin

Difference between Guts and Balls