Out-Smart a woman?......Are you kidding?...
A man calls home to his wife and says,? Honey, I
have been asked to fly to Canada with my boss and
several of his friends for fishing.. We'll be gone for a long weekend.
This is a good opportunity for me to get that promotion I've been wanting so could you please pack enough clothes for a 3 day weekend?.....
And also would you get out my rod and tackle box from the attic?
We're leaving at 4:30 pm from the office and I will swing by the house to pick my things up.. Oh! And please pack my new navy blue silk pajamas.'
The wife thinks this sounds a bit odd, but, being the good wife, she does exactly what her husband asked.
Following the long weekend he came home a little tired, but, otherwise, looking good. The wife welcomes him home and asks if he caught many fish? He & says,'Yes! Lots of Walleyes, some Bass, and a few Pike.
He asked why didn't you pack my new blue silk pajamas like I asked you
to do?
You'll love the answer.
The wife replies, "I did, they're in your tackle box?."
Never, Never, Never try to outsmart a woman!!!
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