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Somebody crashed their Weiner
« on: July 18, 2009, 12:12:34 PM »
I know, this will get moved to "in the news" or "humor" or (potentially) the FXR Twin Cam section but it was too funny of an accident not to mention.  On 17 July in Racine, WI someone wrecked the Weinermobile.  No injuries.  Apparently missed reverse somehow backing out of the driveway and lurched forward in to the house.  There's got to be a good line here about busted buns but I'm just not getting it right now :huepfenlol2: .
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #1 on: July 18, 2009, 12:13:51 PM »
May have one.....


Lots of places you should put your weiner.  But the garage is not one of them. 

Wait.....  that'll be funnier over at the other site :huepfenlol2: .
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #2 on: July 18, 2009, 01:59:25 PM »
That is one BIG broken weiner........
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #3 on: July 18, 2009, 04:49:03 PM »
 How about......That house got scr****!
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #4 on: July 18, 2009, 09:16:13 PM »
Some poor homeowner got a weiner in the back door.....
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #5 on: July 19, 2009, 12:11:48 AM »
Quote from: OhioDave on July 18, 2009, 09:16:13 PM
Some poor homeowner got a weiner in the back door.....

If guy who owned the house was driving the vehicle he could tell everyone he broke his deck with his weiner ??? .
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #6 on: July 19, 2009, 12:15:26 AM »
Or "Don't let this happen to you.  Use K-Y Jelly brand".
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #7 on: July 19, 2009, 12:16:45 AM »
Quote from: 1abastarsmda on July 19, 2009, 12:15:26 AM
Or "Don't let this happen to you.  Use K-Y Jelly brand".

Hmmm, wonder if that comes in a synthetic :nixweiss: ?

Also might not be a good market for Redline :confused5: .            :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #8 on: July 19, 2009, 09:28:09 PM »
Now i can't get that damn jingle outta my head.      i wish i was an oscar...stop !!!!

  :wall:
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #9 on: July 19, 2009, 09:41:25 PM »
Quote from: OhioDave on July 19, 2009, 09:28:09 PM
Now i can't get that damn jingle outta my head.      i wish i was an oscar...stop !!!!

  :wall:

My bologna has a first name   :nixweiss:
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #10 on: July 19, 2009, 11:41:05 PM »
Quote from: OhioDave on July 19, 2009, 09:28:09 PM
Now i can't get that damn jingle outta my head.      i wish i was an oscar...stop !!!!

  :wall:

I wish I was an Oscar Mayer weiner (mobile)
Cause that is what I truly want to be-e-e
Cause if I were and Oscay Mayer weiner (mobile)
Dumbass-drivers would crash the chit out of me.
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2009, 06:59:49 AM »
Some body man is going to have to caress that weiner back into shape
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2009, 08:15:43 AM »
If it wasn't his house...

"Hey, honey, who's the prick in the garage?"
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2009, 09:03:38 AM »
Looks a very poor attempt at playing "hide the weiner."
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Re: Somebody crashed their Weiner
« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2009, 09:25:45 AM »
the story even made it to wikipedia  ;D
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