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Colonoscopy Humor
« on: November 29, 2005, 11:11:49 AM »

A physician claims these are actual comments from his patients made while he was performing colonoscopies:

 

-         “You know, in Arkansas, we’re now legally married".

-         “Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

-         “You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out.  You do the hokey pokey…”

-         “Hey!  Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

-         “Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

-         “Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”
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