THE PLAN
In the beginning was THE PLAN
and then came the Assumptions.
And the Assumptions were without form.
And THE PLAN was without substance,
and darkness was on the face of the Workers.
And they spoke among themselves , saying,
"It is a crock of chit, and it stinks."
And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and said,
"It is a pile of dung, and none may abide by the odor thereof."
And the Supervisors went unto their Managers, saying,
"It is a container of excrement, and it is very strong,
such that none may abide by it."
And the Managers went unto their Directors, saying,
"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide by its strength."
And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying unto one another
"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong."
And the Directors went unto the Vice-Presidents, saying unto them
"It promotes growth, and it is very powerful."
And the Vice-Presidents went unto the President, saying unto him,
"This NEW PLAN will actively promote the growth
and vigor of the company, with powerful effects."
And the President looked upon THE PLAN and saw that it was good.
And THE PLAN became policy.
This is how chit happens.
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