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R U My Kid
« on: November 29, 2005, 08:31:04 PM »

JOHN GOES TO A SUPERMARKET AND NOTICES A BEAUTIFUL BLONDE WAVE AT HIM AND SAY'S HELLO.
HE'S RATHER TAKEN BACK, BECAUSE HE CAN'T PLACE WHERE HE KNOWS HER FROM,
SO HE SAYS "DO YOU KNOW ME?"
TO WHICH SHE REPLIES "I THINK YOUR THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS." NOW HE THINKS BACK TO THE ONLY TIME HE HAS EVER BEEN UNFAITHFUL TO HIS WIFE AND SAYS, "MY GOD, ARE YOU THE STRIPPER FROM MY BACHELOR PARTY THAT I HAD ON THE POOL TABLE WITH ALL MY BUDDIES WATCHING, WHILE YOUR PARTNER WHIPPED MY REAR WITH WET CELERY AND THEN STUCK ME WITH A CARROT?"
SHE SAID "NO, I'M JONATHAN'S MATH TEACHER."
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