A blonde gets
home early from shopping and hears
strange noises coming from the
bedroom.
She rushes upstairs
to find her husband naked on the bed,
sweating and
panting.
'What's up?' she asks.
'I'm having a heart
attack,' cries the husband.
The blonde rushes downstairs to
grab the phone, but
just as she's dialing, her four-year-old son
comes up and says,
'Mommy! Mommy! Aunt Shirley is hiding in your
closet, and she's got
no clothes on!'
The blonde slams the
phone down and storms upstairs
into the bedroom, right past her
husband, and rips open the closet
door. Sure enough, there is her
sister, totally naked and cowering
on the closet
floor.
'You rotten Beach, she screams.
'My husband's
having a heart attack, and
you're running around naked scaring
the kids!!'
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