Jenna asked her Mom, "Mom, may I take the
dog for a walk around the block?
Mom replies, "No, because she is in heat."
"What's that mean?" asked Jenna.
"Go ask your father. I think he's in the garage."
Jenna goes to the garage and says, "Dad, may
I take Jackie for a walk around the block? I asked Mom,
but she said the dog was in heat, and to come to you."
Jon said, "Bring Jackie over here."
He took a rag, soaked it with gasoline, and
scrubbed the dog's backside with it and said,
"Okay, you can go now, but keep Jackie on the leash
and only go one time around the block."
Jenna left, and returned a few minutes
later with no dog on the leash.
Surprised, Jon asked, "Where's Jackie?"
Jenna said, "She ran out of gas about halfway
down the block, so another dog is pushing her home."
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