Top Ten Thoughts to Ponder
Number 10 - Life is sexually transmitted.
Number 9 - Health is merely the slowest possible rate at which one can
die.
Number 8 - Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him
without
an erection, make him a sandwich!
Number 7! - Give a person a fish and you feed them for a day; teach a
person
to use the Internet and they won't bother you for weeks.
Number 6 - Some people are like a Slinky.....not really good for
anything,
but you still can't help but smile when you see one tumble down the
stairs.
Number 5 - Health nuts are going to feel stupid someday, lying in
hospitals
Dying of nothing.
Number 4 - All of us could take a lesson from the weather. It pays no
attention to criticism.
Number 3 - Why does a slight tax increase cost you two hundred dollars
and
a substantial tax cut saves you thirty cents?
Number 2 - In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now
the
world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
AND THE NUMBER 1 THOUGHT FOR 2005:
We know exactly where one cow with mad-co! w-disease is located among the
millions and millions of cows in America but we haven't got a clue as
to
where thousands of illegal immigrants and terrorists are located. Maybe
we
should put the Department of Agriculture in charge of immigration.
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