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[SEUC-OCD]

Custom Vehicle Operations - Obsessive Compulsive Disorder

In CVO-OCD, it is as though the brain gets stuck on a particular thought or urge and just can't let go. People with CVO-OCD often say the symptoms feel like a case of mental hiccups that won't go away. They can't help but picture all sorts of shiney things adorning what becomes their most prized possession.  They frequently have a glazed look in their eye on a sunny day... from behind a window.  Agitation frequently occurs when more than one person wants to go with them and what was simply going to be a 3 hour trip to the corner store for cigarettes has turned in to a 10 minute trip for candy and soda and Lotto and milk and bread and lunch meat and yogurt and a women's magazine describing "the latest break through dieting sure to help you lose 500 lbs and impress your man". eh-hm... I digressed.

CVO-OCD is a medical brain disorder that causes problems in information processing. It is not your fault or the result of a "weak" or unstable personality.  It is not your fault that theirs is more shiney or faster or newer... Well, maybe it is... if you had put the time and effort and money in to your scoot, maybe things would be different... better.  Be strong... there is hope.

So, seeing as how I fit the description, I thought I may feel better if I knew I wasn't alone and thought we could all list our symptoms.  Here's a few more:


- You see a hot babe near a hot bike and you wish she would move so you can see what kind of pipes those are on the bike.

- Your snoring pattern changes from zzzzzzz to potatopotatopotatopotatopotato.

- You spend more time on this board than you do on your job.

- You spend more time on this board than you do with your family.

- You spend more time on this board than you do with your family or your job.

- You get the shakes when you get near an HD Dealership.

- At Christmas (or anyother time), you don't dream of sugar and spice and everything nice, you dream of cams and pistons and chrome for your bikes!


/me   [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]

[JCZ]

Hey.........I resemble that! [smiley=nervous.gif]

[hd-dude]

I think i have all of the symptons, (except maybe the one about asking the babe to move to the the pipes)

Its not a bad thing though....is it [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

[grc]

[highlight]- You see a hot babe near a hot bike and you wish she would move so you can see what kind of pipes those are on the bike.[/highlight]

I thought this was just a symptom of old age.  Maybe I've got OCD too.  [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Jerry

[CVOJOE]

CVO-OCD 'R US  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[naitram]

i htink there are hundreds of exmaple of CVO-OCD patients on this site

[HUBBARD]

I think i have all of the symptons, (except maybe the one about asking the babe to move to the the pipes)

Its not a bad thing though....is it [smiley=nixweiss.gif]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, hd-dude,
  I'll have to agree with you, on that one!  Just because there is snow on the roof-top, don't mean there's no fire in the kitchen!  [smiley=huepfenlol2.gif] Later--HUBBARD

[JimsSEEG]

[size=14]My name is Jim and I'm a freind of SUEC.....[/size]


[size=11][/size]Jim

[Grover]

I have the CVO OCD also. I don't have to bore my co-workers anymore with all my nonsence talk of HD. They are not biker guys!

Thank goodness I found this site...I would surley be in a straight jacket by now!!

I went from this  [smiley=freak.gif]
To this [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_20.gif]

Thanks for the support group... [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Grover

[spydglide]

I have the CVO OCD also. I don't have to bore my co-workers anymore with all my nonsence talk of HD. They are not biker guys!

Thank goodness I found this site...I would surley be in a straight jacket by now!!

I went from this  [smiley=freak.gif]
To this [smiley=2vrolijk_08.gif] [smiley=2vrolijk_20.gif]

Thanks for the support group... [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

Grover

Hey Grover, that's EXACTLY what this site should be called:  CVO SUPPORT GROUP    8-)  Har!  spyder

[SEUC-OCD]

[size=14]My name is Jim and I'm a freind of SUEC.....[/size]

[size=11]Jim[/size]

That just cracked me up!   [smiley=laugh4.gif]

I think i have all of the symptons, (except maybe the one about asking the babe to move to the the pipes)

I have found Jock's site very theraputic, and I am making great progress!!
http://flhrsei.org/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=CVO_REV;action=hpview;member=Jock
The Babes on Bikes section was especially helpful!   [smiley=2thumbsup.gif]

Hey Grover, that's EXACTLY what this site should be called:  CVO SUPPORT GROUP    8-)  Har!  spyder

 [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[The Mysterious Q!]

Since I bought my 02 SERK I can't get enough of this site and the info it has on it. I spoke to naitram yesterday and he is the reason we are here. thanks neil. Also look for upcoming posts about us east coast guys gettig together for some weekend rides in the spring. I have the OCD and i like it. Later , Q

[naitram]

your welcome. we can meet up during the off season for a couple  [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] and have somee OCD group therapy

[Twolanerider]

I have the OCD and i like it.

Gotta love it    [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[The Mysterious Q!]

Sounds like a plan naitram,we can definetly toss a few [smiley=drink.gif] [smiley=drink.gif] back. I gotta go and count the number of strands I have in my rug now.