man stories
1.. I was walking through the cemetery this morning and saw a guy
Crouching down behind a tombstone. I said "morning." He said "no just
taking a chit".
2. When I was a kid I used to pray every night for a new bike. Then I
Realized that the Lord doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and
asked him to Forgive me.
3. My girlfriend was in labor with our first child. She was shouting out
"get this out of me? Give me the drugs." She looked at me and said, "You
did This to me you bastard!" I casually replied, "If you would care to
remember, I wanted to stick it up your arss but you said, "it'll be too
painful."
4. I went to an extremely attractive female doctor today for my annual
Checkup. She told me that I had to quit masturbating. I asked why and
She told me, "because I am trying to examine you."
5. I was walking down the road today and saw my Afghani neighbor, Abdul,
standing on his fifth floor apartment balcony shaking a carpet.
I shouted up to him, "What's up Abdul, won't it start?"
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