Topic: THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2008 (Read 691 times)

NVTHIS · « **on:** September 25, 2009, 04:10:57 PM »

THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2008
For his birthday, little Joseph asked for a 10-speed bicycle. His father said, "Son, we'd give you one, but the mortgage on this house is $280,000 and your mother just lost her job. There's no way we can afford it." The next day the father saw little Joseph heading out the front door with a suitcase. So he asked, "Son, wh ere are you going?" Little Joseph told him; "I was walking past your room last night and heard you telling mom you were pulling out. Then I heard her tell you to wait because she was coming too. And I'll be damned if I'm staying here by myself with a $280,000 mortgage and no bike!

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THIS WAS VOTED THE BEST SHORT JOKE OF 2008