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The Farmer and the Vet
« on: October 15, 2009, 07:37:19 PM »

A farmers see’s a car drive up and a young man gets out. 
He walks up to the farmer and introduces himself as the new regional veterinarian and asks the farmer if he would mind if he talked to his animals? 
 The farmer looks at him and says “you want to “talk “ to my animals? 
Yes sir,  If you don’t mind.
Go ahead son, talk all you want.
He walks up to the chickens and says “You guys Ok?, are you getting enough feed?
The Chickens reply “YES WE ARE”
The farmer shakes his head cause he’s not sure but he thinks he just heard his chickens talk.
So the vet walks up to the cows and asks” You guys Ok, getting enough hay and water?”
The cows answer “YES , WERE FINE”
Is he taking good care of you?
“YEP” says the cows” HE’S GOOD TO US.”.
The farmer can’t believe he just heard his cows talk and he is totally astonished.
So the vet turns and starts heading for the sheep and the farmer blurts out “Aw, don’t bother talkin to them sheep, there a bunch a liars”
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