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[jaymedic44]

Subject: CHINESE SICK LEAVE


Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick.

Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'

The boss says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.

When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.

That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.’

Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. I do what you say and I feel great.

I be at work soon. You got nice house.

[JoMo]

Good one funny

                 Jo Mo NYC