New Movie being released “Crouching Tiger, Hidden Hydrant.”
The police asked Mrs. Woods how many times she hit Tiger. She answered “I don’t know, put me down for a five.”
Tiger blamed the Escalade for his accident. Whenever a pro golfer hits a tree it is the Caddy’s fault.
When the ambulance arrived, Mrs. Woods was checking her LPGA rulebook to see if she could get a mulligan.
Tiger should have used a driver. His wife did.
Why did Tiger crash into a fire hydrant and a tree? He couldn’t decide between an iron and a wood.
What’s the difference between an Escalade and a Titleist? Tiger can drive a Titleist 400 yards.
What was Mrs. Woods doing up at 2:30 am? She was out clubbing.
Phil Mickelson has been trying to get a hold of Tiger’s wife, trying to pick up tips on how to beat Tiger.
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