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Its Tough Gettin Old
« on: December 07, 2009, 11:38:26 AM »
A senior citizen goes in for his yearly physical with his wife tagging along.


When the doctor enters the examination room he says, "I will need a urine sample, a stool sample, and a sperm sample."

 

The man, being hard of hearing, turns to his wife and asks, "What did he say?"

The wife yells back to him,

 

 

 "GIVE HIM YOUR UNDERPANTS"
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Re: Its Tough Gettin Old
« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2009, 11:51:19 AM »
Not there quite yet.  :D
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Re: Its Tough Gettin Old
« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2009, 05:38:21 PM »
That ain't right... but funny as hell. :huepfenlol2: :huepfenlol2:

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Re: Its Tough Gettin Old
« Reply #3 on: December 08, 2009, 12:18:48 AM »
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That's messed up!
I couldn't resist.
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