Subject:
Robot bartender
A man enters a bar and orders a drink. The bar has a robot bartender.
The robot serves him a perfectly prepared cocktail, and then asks
him, "What's your IQ?" The man replies "150" and the robot proceeds
to make conversation about global warming factors, Quantum physics
and spirituality, Bo mimicry, environmental interconnectedness,
String theory, nanotechnology, and sexual proclivities.
The customer is very impressed and thinks, "This is really cool."
He decides to test the robot. He walks out of the bar, turns around, and
comes back in for another drink. Again, the robot serves him the
perfectly prepared drink and asks him, "What's your IQ?"
The man responds, "about a 100."
Immediately the robot starts talking, but this time, about football,
NASCAR, baseball, cars, beer, guns, and breasts.
Really impressed, the man leaves the bar and decides to give the
robot one more test. He heads out and returns, the robot serves him
and asks, "What's your IQ?"
The man replies, "Er, 50, I think."
And the robot says ... real slowly ... "So .............. ya ... gonna
... vote .. for .. Kerry .... "
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Topic: Democratic Humor (Read 1291 times)