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PR3VS56

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2009 Joke of the Year
« on: December 26, 2009, 05:57:18 PM »
Three men - a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden and a White Trash Biker are all walking together one day.
They come across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it... 'I will give each of you one wish, which is three wishes in total', says the Genie.

The Canadian says, 'I am a farmer and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada'  POOF! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming.

Osama was amazed, so he said, 'I want a wall around Afghanistan, Palestine, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can come into our precious land.'
POOF! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries.

The Biker says, 'I am very curious.  Please tell me more about this wall.'  The Genie explains, 'Well, it's about 5,000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the country. Nothing can get in or out; it's virtually impenetrable.'

The Biker sits down on his Harley, cracks a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, 'Fill it with water..'
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #1 on: December 26, 2009, 07:42:23 PM »
 :2vrolijk_21:


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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #2 on: December 26, 2009, 09:00:45 PM »
Yeah thats a good one!
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #3 on: December 30, 2009, 01:45:56 PM »
If they are walking together how did he sit on his harley..... :nixweiss:
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #4 on: December 30, 2009, 01:55:42 PM »
Nice  :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #5 on: December 30, 2009, 03:30:37 PM »
:2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #6 on: December 30, 2009, 06:46:32 PM »
Nice one ! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #7 on: December 30, 2009, 07:22:29 PM »
 ;D ;D
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #8 on: December 31, 2009, 01:26:33 AM »
 :orange: :orange: :orange: :orange: :orange:
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Re: 2009 Joke of the Year
« Reply #9 on: January 01, 2010, 08:05:25 AM »
Quote from: BG on December 30, 2009, 01:45:56 PM
If they are walking together how did he sit on his harley..... :nixweiss:

Well they were OBVIOUSLY walking toward the Harley, with Osama and the farmer FOLLOWING the biker..  ;D
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