Thinking she owed herself a little holiday bling, a well-dressed
and beautifully coiffed woman walks into Tiffany's.
She looks around, spots a very pretty diamond
bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look
more closely, she unexpectedly farts.
Quite embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone
noticed her little 'whoops' and prays that a sales person was nowhere
near. As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the
form of a salesman standing right behind her.
Good looking as well as cool as a cucumber, the salesman displays
all the qualities one would expect of a professional in a store like
Tiffany's and
politely greets her with, "Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?"
Blushing and uncomfortable, but still hoping that the salesman somehow
missed her little 'incident', she asks, "Would you please tell me the price
of this
lovely bracelet?"
He answers...
"Well, Madam, if you farted just looking at it... you're
going to crap when I tell you the price!"
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Topic: Witty Salesman (Read 768 times)