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Let's Offend Everybody!
« on: January 07, 2010, 07:34:26 AM »


 
 
Let's Offend Everybody!
 


Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?


A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat.
 


Q.  Where does an Irish family go on vacation?


A.   A different bar.


 
Q.  What did the Chinese couple name their tan, curly-haired baby?


A.  Sum Ting Wong.
 


Q.  What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?


A.     A speech impediment.


 
Q.  Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek ?


A.     Because they're not going to work in the future either.
 


Q.  Why do Driver Ed classes in redneck schools use the car only on
Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays?


A.  Because on Tuesday and Thursday, the Sex Ed class uses it.
 


Q.  What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?


A.  The southern zoo has a description of the animal along with a recipe.


 
Q  How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the 'F' word?


A.    Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell, 'BINGO!'
 


Q.  What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern
fairytale???


A.     A northern fairytale begins, ...'Once upon a time...'

      A southern fairytale begins,.... 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this chit.'
 


Q.   Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?


A.      Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #1 on: January 07, 2010, 01:33:16 PM »

Nice!
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #2 on: January 07, 2010, 02:41:58 PM »

You just made my day. FUNNY
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #3 on: January 07, 2010, 02:53:40 PM »

I needed that today.

Thanks
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #4 on: January 07, 2010, 04:05:47 PM »

Funny

She's always late. Her ancestors arrived in America on the June Flower.

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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #5 on: January 07, 2010, 11:22:51 PM »

Sometimes the truth hurts :) :apple: :oops:
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #6 on: January 08, 2010, 10:13:04 PM »

I like that one
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2010, 06:15:51 AM »

That got a snigger or two. Good one. :D
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Re: Let's Offend Everybody!
« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2010, 05:29:54 PM »

good one :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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