A guy with a black eye boards his plane bound for Pittsburgh and sits
down in his seat. He notices immediately that the guy next to him has a
black eye, too. He says to him, "Hey this is a coincidence, we both
have black eyes; mind if I ask how you got yours?" The other guy says,
"Well, it just happened. It was a tongue twister accident. See, I was
at the ticket counter and this gorgeous blonde with the most massive
breasts in the world was there. So, instead of saying, 'I'd like two
tickets to Pittsburgh,' I accidentally said, 'I'd like two pickets to
Tittsburgh'. so she socked me a good one."
The first guy replied, "Wow! This is unbelievable. Mine was a tongue
twister too. I was at the breakfast table and I wanted to say to my
wife, "Please pour me a bowl of Frosties, honey." But I accidentally
said, 'You ruined my life you evil, self-centered, fat-a$$ed, bitch. [smiley=huepfenjump3.gif]
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