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Aurthur Davidson goes to heaven
« on: January 13, 2010, 08:51:41 AM »

The inventor of the Harley-Davidson  motorcycle, Arthur Davidson, died and
went to heaven.
   
 At the gates, St. Peter told Arthur. 'Since you've been such a good man
and  your motorcycles have changed the world, your reward is, you  can hang
out with anyone you want to in heaven.'
   
 Arthur thought about it for a minute and then said, ' I want to hang out
with God.'
   
 St. Peter took Arthur to the Throne Room, and  introduced him to God.
   
 God recognized Arthur and commented,  'Okay, so you were the one who
invented the Harley-Davidson motorcycle? ' Arthur said, 'Yeah, that's me...'

   
 God commented: 'Well, what's the big deal in inventing  something that's
pretty unstable, makes noise and pollution and can't run without a road?'
   
 Arthur was a bit embarrassed, but finally  spoke, 'Excuse me, but aren't
you the inventor of woman?' God said, 'Ah, yes.'
   
 'Well,' said  Arthur, 'professional to professional, you have some major
design flaws in your invention!
   
 1. There's too much  inconsistency in the front-end suspension 2. It
chatters constantly at high speeds 3. Most rear  ends are too soft and
wobble about too much 4. The intake is placed way too close to the exhaust.
5. The maintenance costs are outrageous.
   
 'Hmmmmm, you may have some good points there,' replied God, 'hold on.'
   
 God went to his Celestial supercomputer, typed in a few words and waited
for the results. The computer printed out a slip of paper and God read it.
   
 'Well, it may be true that my invention is flawed,' God said to Arthur,
'but according to these numbers, more men are riding my invention than
yours'.
   

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Re: Aurthur Davidson goes to heaven
« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2010, 09:45:16 AM »

That was outstanding!!!    :pepper:
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Re: Aurthur Davidson goes to heaven
« Reply #2 on: January 14, 2010, 10:38:35 PM »

Thats a real good one there
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Re: Aurthur Davidson goes to heaven
« Reply #3 on: January 14, 2010, 10:50:53 PM »

Yea but in the long run you can ride a old Harley  :2vrolijk_21:

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