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CVOJOE

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Hangovers
« on: January 12, 2006, 06:18:53 PM »
5 Levels of a Hangovers
One Star Hangover (*)
 No pain. No real feeling of illness. You're able to function relatively well. However, you are still parched. You can drink 5 Cokes and still feel this way. For some reason, you are craving a steak & fries.
Two Star Hangover (**)
 No pain, but something is definitely amiss. You may look okay, but you have the mental capacity of a staple gun. The coffee you are chugging is only increasing your rumbling gut, which is still tossing around the fruity pancake from the 3:00 AM Waffle House excursion. There is some definite havoc being wreaked upon your bowels.
Three Star Hangover (***)
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #1 on: January 12, 2006, 07:03:42 PM »
oooooh!  so true!  But I've discovered with age and success that better boose really does reduce the pain the next day...   ;)
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2006, 11:32:45 AM »
Yeah, 'er 'uh, Coolbreeze,
  "Top Shelf", or "Bathtub", it all makes me break out in places.......................Jail...Hospital...Bail Bondsman...Lawyer's Office...Dentist...This is one of Life's Lessons I hope I always remember!  [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif] Later--HUBBARD
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2006, 06:11:57 PM »
W.C. Fields comes to mind at this time-how does it go?  I feel sorry for people who don't drink.  They wake up in the morning feeling the best they are going to feel all day.
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2006, 08:23:46 PM »
Or Winston Churchill when he was told by the "Queen", "Sir Winston, You're......DRUNK!"  Churchill replied, "Yes your Majesty, I am.  But in the Morning, I'll be Sober, and you'll still be ugly!"
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Re: Hangovers
« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2006, 08:30:36 PM »
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Or Winston Churchill when he was told by the "Queen", "Sir Winston, You're......DRUNK!"
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