A Mexican woodpecker and a Canadian woodpecker were in Mexico arguing about which country had the toughest trees.
The Mexican woodpecker claimed Mexico had a tree that no woodpecker could peck.
The Canadian woodpecker accepted his challenge and promptly pecked a hole in the tree with no problem. The Mexican
woodpecker was amazed.
The Canadian woodpecker then challenged the Mexican woodpecker to peck a tree in Canada that was absolutely
'impeckable' (a term frequently used by woodpeckers ). The Mexican woodpecker expressed confidence that he could do
it and accepted the challenge.
The two of them flew to Canada where the Mexican woodpecker successfully pecked the so-called 'impeckable' tree
almost without breaking a sweat.
Both woodpeckers were now terribly confused. How is it that the Canadian woodpecker was able to peck the Mexican
tree, and the Mexican woodpecker was able to peck the Canadian tree, yet neither was able to peck the tree in their
own country?
They went for a coffee and pondered the situation.
Tiger Woods, who was sitting at the next table, leaned over and said; "It's quite simple, your pecker gets harder
when you're away from home."
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