Three friends are at a bar having a drink, one is a cop, one is a lawyer, and one is a fireman. They all have their dogs with them. The cop thinking his dog is the best trained out of all of them starts to brag. The lawyer and fireman call his bluff and ask to see what he’s got. The cop looks down at his German Sheppard and says “Night Stick up” the dog jumps up on the bar, the cop then says “Night Sticks go”. The German Sheppard runs down to the taps and pours three of the most perfect beers and sets one in front of each of the guys. She hops down and lays at the cop’s feet. The lawyer and fireman are impressed, but the lawyer, not wanting to be out done thinks his dog can do better. The cop and fireman says let see what you got. The lawyer looks down at his Golden Retriever and says “Legal Pad up” the dog jumps up on the bar. The lawyer then says “ Legal Pad go” The Retriever runs down the bar and makes three perfect martinis and sets one in front of each guy. She hops down and lays at the lawyer’s feet. The cop and Fireman are quite impressed. But knowing he can’t be out done the fireman knows his dog has them beat and places a $100.00 bet on the bar. The cop and lawyer take the bet and says let’s see what you got. The fireman looks down at his Dalmatian and says “fire Plug up” The Dalmatian hops up on the bar. Then the fireman says “Fire Plug go”. The dog runs down the bar and drinks all three beers and all three martinis, he then hops down off the bar and has sex with the Sheppard and Retriever. When he is done he kicks them out and grabs the cell phone and calls in sick the next shift.
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Topic: For All The Firemen (Read 1358 times)