I've cleaned this up the best I could
The other day a young Aussie boy was in the pub having a few quiet beers by Himself .
The door opened and in walked the most stunning woman He ever laid eyes on. 5'9',
stunning blue eyes, silky blonde hair, an hourglass figure barely covered by a tiny mini
skirt, and a flimsy cotton top.
He could see she was not wearing a bra and her incredibly firm breasts were on show.
After watching her walk in he turned back to his beer. No sooner had he taken a sip,
when he turned to see her pulling a bar stool up close to him and sitting down.
She said ' Hi ', - he said ' Hi' in return. She asked how he was and took his hand and
placed it on her perfect inner thigh, rubbing it up and down.
'So, does that make you feel good?' she asked.
Yes, he dumbly replied.
'I'll bet you feel good,' she continued. 'In fact, I'll bet you've never felt this good
before.'
'Well, as a matter of fact I have,' he corrected her.
'You see, when I was 18, I was picked to play for the school 1st. XV in the
Public School Rugby Finals in front of a crowd of about 3000 and I felt really
good.'
he immediately felt a bit pathetic saying that, and he thought she would get up and
go but she took his hand off her thigh and put it up the front of her top.
Her nipple pushed into his palm as she massaged my hand into her pert, perfect
breast.
'How do you feel now,' she purred.
'OK' he replied.
Again, she said, 'I'll bet you do. In fact, I'll bet you've never felt THIS good
before!'
Unbelievably he heard myself saying 'Well, actually I have. In that game, we
were down by six points with about 20 seconds left in the match.
The Opposition kicked the ball deep into our half of the field, where I
caught it. I ran up field, side-stepping past the first few defenders, palmed
off a couple of would-be tacklers, burst through a few forwards, chipped
over their fullback, re-gathered and scored a Try right under the posts with
about 2 or 3 seconds 'till full time.
'We were still behind by one point, but I had a simple kick at goal with
which to win the match and........ '
Arrghhh.... she growled between clenched teeth, more than a bit
miffed.
She pulled his hand from under her top and thrust it down the front of
her skirt. My fingers immediately met what felt like a wisp of soft
cotton , and, my god, was she wet !!!!
'Well tell me this, Smart Ass' She snapped, 'Have you ever felt such
a c***?'
'I certainly have,' he answered, . . . . . .
'I missed the kick.'
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Topic: An Aussie Rugby Tale (Read 485 times)