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harleydave

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Dont be hasty
« on: February 04, 2010, 05:36:53 PM »

A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower & the doorbell rings.

After a few seconds of arguing over who should go and answer the doorbell, the wife gives up, quickly wraps herself up in a towel and runs downstairs.

Then she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next door neighbor.

Before she says a word, Bob says, "I will give you $800 just to drop that towel that you have on" After thinking for a moment , the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob.

Bob has a close look at her for a few seconds, hands over $800 and quickly leaves.

Confused, but excited about her good fortune, the woman wraps back up in the towel and goes upstairs.

When she gets back to the bathroom, her husband asks from the shower " who was that ?"

"It was Bob the next door neighbor," she replies.

"Great," the husband says, " did he say anything about the $800 he owes me?" 
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Re: Dont be hasty
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 06:29:35 PM »

Got to love a neighbor that thinks ahead.
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Re: Dont be hasty
« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2010, 07:41:42 PM »

Yeah! Thats good
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