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[harleyteam]

 Two Middle
East mothers are  sitting in a cafe  chatting  over a plate of
tabouli  and a  pint of goat's milk..
   
The older of  the two
pulls a bag out of her purse and starts flipping through  photos. 
They  start reminiscing.

'This is my  oldest son, Mujibar.
 He would have been 24 years old   now.'
 
'Yes, I remember him as a baby' says the  other
mother cheerfully.
 
He's a martyr now though—  the  mother confides.
 
'Oh, so sad dear' says the  other.
 
   
'And this is my second son,  Khalid.
He would have been 21.'
 
'Oh, I remember  him,' says the  other happily,
'he had such curly hair when  he was born.'

'He's a martyr too' says the mother   quietly.
 
'Oh, gracious me . . . ' says the  other.
     
'And this is my third  son.   My baby.
My beautiful Ahmed.  He would have been 18', 
she  whispers.
 
Yes' says the friend  enthusiastically,
'I remember  when he first started   school'
 
'He's a martyr also,' says the   mother,
with tears in her eyes.
   
After  a  pause and a deep sigh, the second Muslim
mother looks  wistfully at  the photographs and,
searching for the right  words, says . . .
   
'They blow up so fast, don't  they?’

[CBW]

Thats a good one

[wolfman]

George Bush and Dick Cheney are sitting at a bar. They get recognized by the bar tender, bar tender says to them "What are you guys doing here?" Bush looks him in the eye and says "Well, we are putting together a plan to start World War III" Bush then says "We want to kill 140 million Muslims and one tall hot blonde woman" Bar tender says 'Why the hell would you want to kill a hot blonde?" Cheney then nudges Bush in the ribs and says "I told you no one would give a f@ck about 140 million Muslims" -Wolf..