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sex after surgery
« on: February 12, 2010, 10:37:34 PM »

 
 
A surgeon went to check on his blonde patient after an operation.

She was awake, so he examined her.  "You'll be fine," he said.

She asked, "How long will it be before I am able to have a normal sex life again doctor?"






The surgeon seemed to pause, which alarmed the girl.



"What's the matter Doctor?  I will be all right, won't I?"



He replied, "Yes, you'll be fine.  It's just that no one has ever asked me that after having their tonsils out
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Re: sex after surgery
« Reply #1 on: February 13, 2010, 05:30:46 AM »
NICE!!! :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: sex after surgery
« Reply #2 on: February 13, 2010, 09:46:29 AM »
 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21: :drink: :drink:
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Re: sex after surgery
« Reply #3 on: February 13, 2010, 06:02:08 PM »
Thats funny
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Re: sex after surgery
« Reply #4 on: February 13, 2010, 07:25:38 PM »
Obviously that doctor is not familiar with oral sex
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