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I had a flat tire yesterday
« on: February 16, 2010, 09:32:37 AM »
I had a flat tire yesterday, so I got out of the car
and opened my trunk.  I took out my cardboard
women, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car,
facing oncoming traffic.  They look so lifelike you
wouldn't believe it!  There they were,  exposing
their naked bodies to the approaching drivers.

Cars start slowing down, looking at my lifelike women,
which made it safer for me to work at the side of the
road.

Before long, traffic started backing up.  Everybody
 was honking their horns and waving like crazy.  It
wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind
me.

He asked, "What's going on here?"

"My car has a flat tire," I replied calmly.

"Well, what are those obscene cardboard women
doing here by the road?"
I couldn't believe that he didn't know -- a state
trooper!

So I told him,  "Those are my Emergency
Flashers."
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Re: I had a flat tire yesterday
« Reply #1 on: February 16, 2010, 11:29:32 AM »
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Re: I had a flat tire yesterday
« Reply #2 on: February 16, 2010, 11:57:35 AM »
Funny. can you tell me where I can get a set?
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Re: I had a flat tire yesterday
« Reply #3 on: February 16, 2010, 01:11:03 PM »
Also available in a ladies version:

Yesterday I had a flat tire on the interstate. So I ease my car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully get out of the car and open the trunk.
I took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of my car facing oncoming traffic. They look so life like you wouldn't believe! They are in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers.
But to my surprise, cars start slowing down looking at my life like men. And of course, traffic starts backing up. Everybody is tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulls up behind me. He gets out of his car and starts walking towards me.
I could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?'
'My car has a flat tire', I said calmly.
'Well, what are those obscene cardboard men doing here by the road?'
I couldn't believe that he didn't know. So I told him, 'Helloooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'

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Re: I had a flat tire yesterday
« Reply #4 on: February 16, 2010, 06:31:35 PM »
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Re: I had a flat tire yesterday
« Reply #5 on: February 19, 2010, 11:32:56 PM »
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