On a beautiful deserted island in the middle of nowhere,
the following people are stranded by a shipwreck.
2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman.
2 French men and 1 French woman.
2 German men and 1 German woman.
2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman.
2 English men and 1 English woman.
2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman.
2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman.
2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman.
2 American men and 1 American woman.
2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman.
One month later, on this same absolutely stunning deserted island
in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred:
One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman.
The 2 French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois.
The 2 German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits
with the German woman.
The 2 Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is
cleaning and cooking for them.
The 2 Bulgarian men took a long look at the endless ocean, and
another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming.
The 2 Japanese men have faxed Tokyo , and are awaiting instructions.
The 2 Chinese men have set up a herbal pharmacy, a take-away, and a
laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply
employees for their enterprises.
The 2 American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because
The American woman keeps endlessly complaining about her body; the true
Nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of
fulfilment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees
make her look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated
her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving
and how at least the taxes are low and it isn't raining.
The 2 English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the woman.
The 2 Irish men have divided the island into North and South and set
up a distillery. They do not remember if sex is in the picture because
it gets sort of foggy after the first few litres of coconut whisky and
beating the chit out of each other. But they're happy because at
least the English aren't having any fun.
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