Print

Please login or register.
1 Hour 1 Day 1 Week 1 Month Forever
Login with username, password and session length

[hogasm]

Ok... maybe I don't want to know what dealership that was.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

You have seen more at the college

[Fired00d]

You have seen more at the college

Yea... but they are over 18.

 
Ride Safe,
Fired00d
 

[VANAMAL]

So im riding behind a big truck and i see what looks like smoke coming from one side of the trailer. I think i better pay attention because last time i was ducking chunks of rubber. I get a little closer and i realize its just water spilling out as he rounded the curve. I get real close and the i figure out it a whole load of cattle and it was cow piss spilling out!  GROSS!
 

[Twolanerider]

So im riding behind a big truck and i see what looks like smoke coming from one side of the trailer. I think i better pay attention because last time i was ducking chunks of rubber. I get a little closer and i realize its just water spilling out as he rounded the curve. I get real close and the i figure out it a whole load of cattle and it was cow piss spilling out!  GROSS!
 

First two rules of riding Van.

1) Don't be the bike behind the car that hits the skunk.
2) Don't ride behind livestock trailers.

[Trapperdog]

First two rules of riding Van.

1) Don't be the bike behind the car that hits the skunk.
2) Don't ride behind livestock trailers.

I
And don't stop at a light next to a truck carring bee hives 

[Sklywag]

How would you know that Roger?

[Twolanerider]

I
And don't stop at a light next to a truck carring bee hives 

Oh chit have you done that one Roger?  That's one I never thought of.  Rode chest first in to a big assed bee or hornet or some other angry yellow flying asshole once.  Between my jacket, his kinetic loss on impact and my dancing like a little girl on the footpads while beating the crap out of my chest there wasn't enough left of him to really know for sure.  But a whole herd of the little buggers is scary.

[Vulcanaft]

So im riding behind a big truck and i see what looks like smoke coming from one side of the trailer. I think i better pay attention because last time i was ducking chunks of rubber. I get a little closer and i realize its just water spilling out as he rounded the curve. I get real close and the i figure out it a whole load of cattle and it was cow piss spilling out!  GROSS!
 

I think it's time to check your jacket.

[Trapperdog]

Yes I have. Luckily it was a cool morning and I was fully leathered up. It was reminiscent of a 70's "B" movie. Seemed like milions of them with no way to get around the flatbed. In reality there were only a few dozen of them on me and the bike, but I was freeking out to say the least. Once the truck turned they up and followed and I wasn't stung. Lots of cars with their windows up pointing at me though. I am supprised the trucks don't have to be netted.