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[CBW]

This comes from 2 math teachers with a combined total of 70 yrs. experience
 
Here is a little something someone sent me that is indisputable mathematical logic. It also made me Laugh Out Loud.    
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint....it goes like this:  

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%  


and


K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%  

But,  

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G  
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So one can conclude, with  mathematical certainty, that While Hard work  and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullchit  and Ass Kissing  that will put you over the top.  



'REMEMBER SOME PEOPLE ARE ALIVE SIMPLY BECAUSE IT IS ILLEGAL TO SHOOT THEM'

[deekay]

loved it. too close to the truth though

[bandit]

THE TRUTH

[Diamondback]

 

[hooligan]

 

[ice6900]

I like it!

[murphy]

Everyone knows that 87% of statistics are made up.

[Lolo]

Everyone knows that 87% of statistics are made up.

Nevertheless I'll remember this one just before starting my performance appraisal meeting 

[Chains]

Definitely the truth, I have been running a company for the past 6 years, took it from 250,000k a month the hole to 129,000 profit.  Recently hired a president and a VP of sales, both a$$ kissers, seems like they can do no wrong even though they are not getting anything done and have run us in the hole