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[thatrhinoguy]

Mental Health Hot Line:

If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.

If you are co-dependant, ask someone to press 2 for you.

If you have multiple personalities, press 3,4,5, and 6.

If you are paranoid we know who you are, and what you want, just stay on the line and we will trace the call.

If you are delusional, please hold and your call will be transferred to the Mother Ship.

If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you witch number to press.

If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn

[altugo]

I press 9.Was that 9 again lol.
(This post is made for the sole purpose of getting rid of newbie status hehehe)

[UK Dave]

Good idea, why didn't I think of that one??

Dave