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out camping
« on: March 16, 2010, 06:23:06 PM »
Three couples went out camping. The three husbands stayed in one tent and the three wives stayed in the other. At about 3 in the morning, Bob woke up and yelled, "Wow, unbelievable!"

Rusty woke up and asked, "What's going on?"

Bob said, "I've got to go to the other tent and find my wife."

"How come?"

"To have sex! I just woke up with the biggest erection I've ever had in my life!"

After a pause,     Rusty said, "Do you want me to come with you?"

"Hell, no! Why would I want you to do that?"

"Because that's my dick you're holding."
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Re: out camping
« Reply #1 on: March 16, 2010, 08:21:48 PM »
That's pretty good. I won't ever go camping again.
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Re: out camping
« Reply #2 on: March 16, 2010, 08:46:32 PM »
Thats Funny :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: out camping
« Reply #3 on: March 16, 2010, 10:15:37 PM »
Here's one a buddy of mine told me several years ago.  If you went camping with your best friend and you woke up with your pants down and your butt sore would you tell anybody?    You wana go camping?
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Re: out camping
« Reply #4 on: March 16, 2010, 10:35:46 PM »
You sure screwed up my camping trips for sure.  I will now get a smaller tent and sleep alone from now on.
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Re: out camping
« Reply #5 on: March 17, 2010, 02:55:41 PM »
Quote from: Chains on March 16, 2010, 10:35:46 PM
You sure screwed up my camping trips for sure.  I will now get a smaller tent and sleep alone from now on.


hihihi  lol
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Re: out camping
« Reply #6 on: March 17, 2010, 08:14:10 PM »
 ;D   :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: out camping
« Reply #7 on: March 17, 2010, 10:45:32 PM »
thats sick,But funny
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