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[postal52]

 Three oldtimers at a nursing home ,in Miami  F.L. were sitting on a bench, in the open courtyard talking;the youngest, who was seventy,said ya know ; I'D give up all i've got , if only i could take one good healthy piss again ! The other gentelman who was in his eighty''s spoke up , and said that's not a problem for me , but i'd give all my money away, if i could have a really good healthy crap !! the third gentleman , who was in his early ninetys , said Every morning at exactly 7:30 , i take a nice long healthy piss , every morning at exactly 8:15 i take a nice big healthy crap , i just wish i could wake up before 10:30 !!!