THIS GUY WAS OUT OF TOWN ON BUSINESS AND CALLED HOME AND A CHILDS VOICE SAID HELLO, HE SAID HI HONEY CAN YOU PUT YOUR MOMMY ON THE PHONE FOR DADDY , SHE SAYS I CAN'T MOMMY'S IN HER BEDROOM,WITH UNCLE PHIL . HE SAYS, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE AN UNCLE PHIL , THE KID SAYS YES I DO HE COMES OVER & STAYS WITH MOMMY WHEN YOU'RE OUT OF TOWN !!O.K. THIS IS WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO... GO UPSTAIRS AND KNOCK ON MOMMIES DOOR & SAY THAT DADDY'S CAR JUST PULLED INTO THE DRIVEWAY, THEN WATCH WHAT HAPPENS,THEN COME BACK TO THE PHONE AND TELL ME WHAT HAPPENS O.K.? THE GIRL SAYS O.K. . SEVERAL MINUTES GO BY , THEN THE GIRL COMES BACK TO THE PHONE & SAYS DADDY I DID WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO DO. WHAT HAPPENED ,ASKED THE FATHER ? THE LITTLE GIRL SAYS MOMMY GOT OUT OF BED ,NAKED RAN AROUND THE ROOM PICKING UP CLOTHES OFF THE FLOOR SCREAMING ,THEN SHE SLIPPED ON THE TILE AND BUMPED HER HEAD ON THE DRESSER , AND SHE'S NOT MOVING. UNCLE PHIL JUMPED UP GRABBED HIS CLOTHES OFF THE FLOOR ,AND JUMPED OUT THE WINDOW BY THE POOL , HE LANDED IN THE POOL ,BUT I GUESS HE DIDN'T SEE THE WATER WAS OUT OF THE POOL,WHILE IT'S BEING FIXED , HE'S NOT MOVING EITHER , I THINK HE MIGHT BE DEAD , THERE'S A BUNCH OF BLOOD . THE MAN SAYS ; DID YOU SAY POOL ,WE DON'T HAVE A POOL !! THE GIRL SAYS YES WE DO . THE MAN HESITATES IS THIS 472--7896 ??
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