Love Dress
> A woman stopped by, unannounced, at her son's house.
> She knocked on the door and then immediately walked in. She was shocked to
see her daughter-in-law lying on the couch,
> totally naked. Soft music was playing, and the aroma of perfume filled the
room.
>
> "What are you doing?!" she asked.
> "I'm waiting for Mike to come home from work," the daughter-in-law
answered.
> "But you're naked!" the mother-in-law exclaimed.
> "This is my love dress," the daughter-in-law explained.
> "Love dress? But you're naked!"
> "Mike loves me and wants me to wear this dress," she explained. "It
excites him to no end. Every time he sees me in this dress, he
> instantly becomes romantic and ravages me for hours on end. He can't get
enough of me"
> The mother-in-law left.
> When she got home, she undressed, showered, put on her best perfume,
dimmed the lights, put on a romantic CD, and laid
> on the couch, waiting for her husband to arrive.
> Finally, her husband came home. He walked in and saw her laying there so
provocatively.
> "What are you doing?" he asked. "This is my love dress." she whispered
sensually.
> "Needs ironing," he said. "What's for dinner?
> He never heard the gunshot.
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