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[harleydave]

A group of women were discussing getting old and the subject of stretching and deepening vaginas was brought up.

One of the women, who had listened intently arrived home and went strait to the bathroom.
She took the bathroom mirror off the wall and placed it on the floor next to the bath.
She removed her panties, pulled up her dress and straddled the mirror.
Squatting slightly she was examining the reflection intensley, when her husband came out of the bedroom and lunged towards her pushing her into the bath.

ooh you ba5tard she cried, you nearly broke my arm.

If you had fallen down there he replied you would have broken your fu**ing neck

[CBW]

funny