Topic: Traffic Jam (Read 827 times)

MJZ · « **on:** February 02, 2006, 01:03:29 PM »

A driver is stuck in a traffic jam on the highway. Nothing is moving. Suddenly a man knocks on the window.
The driver rolls down his window and asks, "What happened?"
Terrorist have kidnapped Hillary Clinton, Ted Kennedy, John Kerry, Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton. They are asking for a $10 million ransom. Otherwise they are going to douse them with gasoline and set them on fire. We are going from car to car, taking up a collection."
The driver asks, "How much is everyone giving, on average?"
About a gallon.

Tonys · « **Reply #1 on:** February 02, 2006, 10:08:42 PM »

O YEAAAAA! Gotta love it [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

grc · « **Reply #2 on:** February 02, 2006, 10:15:15 PM »

I'll throw in ten gallons - let the fun begin!

Jerry

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