Two guys in an elevator
A skinny little guy goes into an elevator, looks up and sees
this HUGE guy standing next to him. The big guy sees the
little guy staring at him, looks down and says: "7 feet tall, 350
pounds, 20 inch private, 3 pound left testicle, 3 pound right
testicle, Turner Brown."
The small man faints and falls to the floor.
The big guy kneels down and brings him to, shaking him. The big guy
says, "What's wrong with you?"
In a weak voice the little guy says, "What EXACTLY did you say to
me?"
The big dude says, "I saw your curious look and figured I'd just
give you the answers to the questions everyone always asks me.
I'm 7 feet tall, I weigh 350 pounds, I have a 20 inch private, my
left testicle weighs 3 pounds, my right testicle weighs 3 pounds,
and my name is Turner Brown."
The small guy says, "Turner Brown? ... Sweet Jesus, I thought you
said, "Turn