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Wife's Appointments
« on: April 09, 2010, 11:26:08 PM »
One night, as a couple lays down for bed, the husband starts rubbing his wife's arm.

The wife turns over and says 'I'm sorry honey, I've got a gynecologist appointment tomorrow and I want to stay fresh.'

The husband, rejected, turns over.

A few minutes later, he rolls back over and taps his wife again.

'Do you have a dentist appointment tomorrow too?'

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Re: Wife's Appointments
« Reply #1 on: April 10, 2010, 12:40:44 PM »
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Re: Wife's Appointments
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 08:27:12 PM »
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Re: Wife's Appointments
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 08:40:34 PM »
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Re: Wife's Appointments
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 02:17:29 AM »
dare I be rude and say "or a proctology appointment" oops I just did. :apple: :carrot: :jalapeno:
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