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How to call the police when your old
« on: April 10, 2010, 10:30:34 PM »

HOW TO CALL THE POLICE


                     

WHEN YOU'RE OLD
                   


                     

AND DON'T MOVE FAST ANYMORE.

           


                     


                     


George Phillips ,
                    an elderly man, from Meridian, Mississippi,was going up
                    to bed, when his wife told him that he'd left the light
                    on in the garden shed, which she could see from the bedroom window.
                    George opened the back door to go turn off the light, but saw that there
                    were people in the shed stealing things.

He phoned the police, who asked "Is someone in your house?"


He said "No," but somepeople are breaking into my garden shed and stealing from
                    me.

Then the police dispatcher said "All patrols are busy. You should lock
                    your doors and an officer will be along when one is available.."

George said, "Okay."

He hung up the phone and counted to 30. Then he phoned the police again..

"Hello,I just called you a few seconds ago because there were people
                    stealing things from my shed..
                    Well, you don't have to worry about them now because I just
                    shot and killed them both, the dogs are eating them
                    right now." and he hung up.

Within five minutes, six Police Cars, a SWAT Team,a
                    Helicopter, two Fire Trucks, a Paramedic, and an Ambulance
                    showed up at the Phillips' residence, and caught the burglars red-handed.

One of the Policemen said to George , "I thought you said that you'd shot them!"


George said, "I thought you said there was nobody available!"


                     


(True Story) I LOVE IT!
                     


                     

Don't mess with old people.


                     


Live well, laugh often, love much!!!



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Re: How to call the police when your old
« Reply #1 on: April 11, 2010, 12:17:26 AM »

While cute that story isn't true and could land you in jail for filing a false call to police.
More info here :
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp
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Re: How to call the police when your old
« Reply #2 on: April 11, 2010, 08:45:23 AM »

While cute that story isn't true and could land you in jail for filing a false call to police.
More info here :
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp
after reading that! how could anyone advocate gun control laws.  ???
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Re: How to call the police when your old
« Reply #3 on: April 11, 2010, 01:03:11 PM »

While cute that story isn't true and could land you in jail for filing a false call to police.
More info here :
http://www.snopes.com/crime/safety/response.asp
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Re: How to call the police when your old
« Reply #4 on: April 11, 2010, 02:44:29 PM »

It's in the humor section for gawds sake.  :D
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