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[CVOwner]

I thought these things are ment to be riden, not hauled.

[Scooterhair]

Yeppers, I have one in my sights now. One of those flip it things. Just to make a some extra cash,
 so I can get more goodies.  

[Gettinold]

THE BEST SECURITY METHOD I USE IS PARK IT AS CLOSE AS POSSIBLE TO YOUR ROOM & RUN SOME 10LB FISHING LINE INSIDE THE ROOM & TIE IT OFF TO A LAMP. IF THE LAMP FALLS OFF THE TABLE, ALL HELL WILL BREAK LOOSE. [smiley=xyxthumbs.gif]

[HUBBARD]

Yeah, 'er 'uh, Gettinold,
 

[Twolanerider]

These last two posts reminded me of one of the funniest things I ever saw on a motorcycle.   A long time ago, I was probably 22 or so, was out with a guy I'd been riding with for a few days.  We'd met at a truck stop someplace out west and just pounded miles together for a few days.

One night we stopped at a wide spot with a clean field and threw down some blankets.  This guy was a little nutty that something or somone would happen to his bike while he was asleep.  So he tied a string from the bike to his big toe.  

We had enough money for quite some several beers and perhaps other embellishments that night.  Sometime during the middle of the night something startled this guy and he jumps up out of a sound sleep jumps on his bike and roars off screaming something about Indians.  Just a little bit down the hill this string gets caught up in the chain or sprocket and nearly yanks the guy's toe off.  He and the bike crash, his big toe is pointed at like 90 degrees to the rest of his foot, and he's sitting there wrapped up in this old beat up bike and stupid looking poncho still screaming to watch out for the Indians while he's holding his toe and rocking back and forth in the dirt.

[SPIDERMAN]

Well, I disk lock both wheels, lock the fork, set the alarm, turn on the alarm pager and load the 9mm Glock. That pretty well takes care of it.

[Scooterhair]

OOOOOOOMMMMMGGGGGG

twolane, I about fell out of my chair.

[spydglide]

Good post SEULTRA Best advice anyone could give, like you said beyond that call the boys in blue first, your insurance agent 2nd and then off to the Stealer for a replacement. Life goes on and at the end of the day no matter how bad we all have the addiction, they're [highlight]only machines[/highlight].

???not mine.  I don't remember owning a harley that I ever considered to be 'only a machine'.  I wish I wasn't so addicted, but, It's always been this way, so... [smiley=nixweiss.gif]...spyder 8-)

[spydglide]

We had enough money for quite some several beers and [highlight]perhaps other embellishments [/highlight]that night.

[Twolanerider]

'`rooms'/peyote/mescal buttons/????yeeha!

[SEULTRA]

Spydglide.... I understand your passion for yer scoot. If the sumbeetch can get past the Glock.... well, you know what they say about discretion being the better part of valor....

Then it just becomes a matter of revenge.

[spydglide]

Spydglide.... I understand your passion for yer scoot. If the sumbeetch can get past the Glock.... well, you know what they say about discretion being the better part of valor....

Then it just becomes a matter of revenge.

Sweet!  Works for me.  Anyone that's ever traveled w/ me will tell you that they sleep good, 'cause I don't.  Learned to sleep w/o really missing too much at a earlier period in my life.  Too bad you can't travel w/ a good dog........hey, wait a minute, that's probably why Hubbard always hauls Maudie in the  [smiley=trailer.gif] Har!   [smiley=rifle.gif]spyder

[yellowsedeuce]

I honestly don't ride a lot just around town.

[BLM777]

I agree with twolane,

I like to park outside the front window of the room we're staying in or in front of the manager's office in a well lit spot.

[Twolanerider]

Try Holiday Inn Express and book a handicapped room on the ground level.