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Vegas
« on: April 12, 2010, 09:33:48 AM »


Larry and Tom were chatting around the water cooler one day, and Larry
mentioned that he was going on vacation to Vegas next week.

At that, Tom pulled out a $100 dollar bill and said, "You know, I've been
watching you and I think you're a lucky guy. Why don't you take this to
Vegas and see what you can do for me."

Larry said, "Hey, I'm not any luckier than the next guy. And I don't want
to worry about losing your money."

"Look, don't worry about it", Tom replied, "Just take the money and treat
it like it was your own." Finally Larry reluctantly agreed.

The following week Larry came back from vacation. Tom stopped by his
office and asked, "So? How'd I do in Vegas?"

"You did great, man", Larry replied, "You got laid!"
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Re: Vegas
« Reply #1 on: April 12, 2010, 10:02:16 AM »

 :2vrolijk_21: :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Vegas
« Reply #2 on: April 12, 2010, 01:48:38 PM »

 :huepfenlol2:
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Re: Vegas
« Reply #3 on: April 12, 2010, 08:05:33 PM »

Thats funny :2vrolijk_21:
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Re: Vegas
« Reply #4 on: April 13, 2010, 02:21:18 AM »

very good
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Re: Vegas
« Reply #5 on: April 13, 2010, 09:45:48 PM »

Tom then realized thats what good friends were for.
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