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parking ticket
« on: April 13, 2010, 01:08:37 PM »


Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for  example, the other day my wife and I went into town and went into a  shop.   We were only in there for about 5 minutes.   When we came out, there was a cop writing out a parking ticket.    We went up to him and said, 'Come on man, how about giving a  senior citizen a break?'

He ignored us  and continued writing the ticket.  I called him a Nazi turd.   He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tires.

So  my wife called him a chit-head. He finished the second ticket and put it  on the windshield with the first.  Then he started writing a third  ticket.  This went on for about 20 minutes.  The more we  abused him, the more tickets he wrote.
Personally,  we didn't care.  We came into town by bus and the car had  a Quebec plate ...........  
We try to have a little fun each day now  that we're retired.  It's important at our age.


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Re: parking ticket
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2010, 09:44:43 PM »

Another good way to have fun with a parking ticket is to put it on the car behind you and drive away.
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Re: parking ticket
« Reply #2 on: April 13, 2010, 10:02:21 PM »

Thats funny
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Re: parking ticket
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2010, 06:33:39 AM »

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