Got the scoop on this new bike in a dream I had last night that must be true because the information came in three scenes from pool boy past, pool boy present and pool boy extra toasty (he'd just had a minor malfunction with something called a Spirit Free-Floating Universal Catastrophe Kill System [Spirit F-f$%* System).
Anyway; Spirit past was trying to maximize profits at the expense of Spirit present's long term health. So they were squabbling a bit and it was hard to get a lot of good information. Spirit Extra Toasty floated in from 2022 and was al giddy and happy about some new status just conferred as a "boutique bike" maker eschewed by the masses and adored by 82 remaining old farts with walkers. Seemed they'd just released a new chromed SE Walker Deployment Cradle for $2247.99; add $3184.50 with power assist.
Ok, come to think of it the Spirits didn't have a lot to say about this bike. Never mind.