A guy calls his buddy, a Horse Rancher, and says he is sending a friend over to look at a horse to buy.
His buddy asks” How will I recognise him?” “That's easy; he's a dwarf with a speech impediment”
So, the dwarf shows up, and the rancher asks him if he's looking for a male or female horse. „A female horth” so he shows him his prized filly.
Nith looking horth. Can I see her eyths. So the rancher picks up the dwarf and he gives the horses eyes the once over. Nith eyths, can I see her earths. So the rancher again picks up the dwarf and he inspects the filly's ears. Nith earths. Can I see her mouf. The rancher is getting a little ticked off by now so he picks up the dwarf and shows him her mouth. Nithe mouf, can I see her twat!!
Totally annoyed now, the rancher picks up the dwarf and rams him into the horses vagina, pulls him out and drops him on the ground.
The midget gets up, spluttering and coughing.
Perhaps I should have said could I see her wun awound a widdlebit.
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